'Dem Harlem Saints

Prop. N.- a notorious NY 'drug mafia' established in 1972 by Walker T. Rice. The 'DHS' supplied thousands of elderly New York residents with stolen prescription pills. Unfortunately, many of the gang members own grandparents suffered the physical after-effects of this malicious black market fraud...many of them overdosing and dying in the arms of the very grandchildren who supplied them with the pills.

The pills supplied to the elderly men and women included but were not limited to Zoranthex, Matarol, Xenubalence, and the sleeping pill Tera-X.

In 1983, Walker T. Rice was sentenced to 80 years in prison after his great-grandmother OD'd on Matarol.

"Sheila, we are concerned about your grandma."

"Why, mom?"

"When she came to visit last weekend, did she ask you to give her the white pills in the bathroom cabinet?"

"Yes, mom."

"Damnit, Sheila! What are you, a member of 'Dem Harlem Saints!?"

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wacky jackie

n. an alcoholic beverage containing feces, urine, and Kool-Aid. The drink is frequently mixed in an over sized blender to accommodate for the blended results- salt and vinegar may be added to generate a favorable taste.

"Hey Johnny, you mixing drinks at Carol's party tonight?"

"Yeah, bro...if the party is shitty, I'll have to bust out a wacky jackie"

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Undercover Sub

n. a long, submarine shaped turd that is crapped out before, during, or immediately after sex....beneath the bed sheet covers.

The undercover sub slinks, slithers, and slides across the sheets until it comes into contact with one's sexual partner...causing a multitude of reactions which may include, but are not limited to: excitement, anger, fear, frustration, confusion, bewilderment, angst, mild and/or severe depression.

Last night after I did it with Janie, I swear I heard her shart. No sooner had I smelled the crap, then an undercover sub appeared out of nowhere...spreading across my leg like a wet, stinky rash. It ruined the new bed sheets!

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