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A chain of wheelchair accessible restaurants, easily located by the huge flood of drool and mong noises eminating from the restaurant. Famed for it's crispy wings and it's slogan, It's window lickin' good.
Oi. Wheel me down to Kenfucky Fried Chicken. I'm hungry.
The disintegration of an intelligent society into a bunch of drooling, moronic fuck monkeys that imitate zombies very well, but are distinguishable by their inferiority to the zombies.
Causality of this disease is social media, celebrity worship, political correctness, Simping and just general window licking fucktardness on behalf of at least 90% of the population.
Dave: you seen Matt lately?
Nick: yeah. He's a simpanzee for some E-Thot. Idiot has fallen victim to the Fucktard apocalypse.
This sexual delight is for the more adventurous/braver (on the mans part) couple.
This act can only be done while your partner has the squits.
Engage in anal sex, just before you spoodge your man porridge, shout "Seig Heil". This will surprise your partner, making her look at you. At this moment, pull out while singing Panzerleid and saluting in the customary style as you paint a scheiÃe moustache on her upper lip.
I gave Becky a Führering last night. She loved it!!
A male of the Treeus Swingus genus AKA a spade. Usually hunted by fat women called Traci, Teresa and Tanya. The male of choice for Instagram/OnlyThots
"models" called Becky, Staci and Vicki. Intercourse with said spook runs the risk of contamination, disease and worse of all, a niglet and inevitable single motherhood.
Becky: OMG!!! There's a gorgeous Twelve inches a spade. I'm going over.
Jenny: *facepalms* you'll regret it. Once you go black, no one will want you back....
This term is actually contradictory. It confirms that the person does indeed have HIV, contracted by blood transfusion or sexual contact with a sambo/coon. This disease leads to BLAIDS, which is black AIDS. It not only kills you, but steals your money and property as it does so.
Becky: I just got tested and I'm HIV Niggative.
Stacy: OMG, you must have caught it when you was wog stretched by Ten inch Tyrone.
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This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.
I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.
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The sounds made by a nigger, wigger or migger trying to emulate the English language. Words include Aiiiiiight, Fam, Blud, Ting etc usually accompanied by smoking a blunt and jumping up and down with their ass hanging out waiting to rob someone.
D'LocTyreese: Blud! Fam! Bare beefing white bitches n ting
Me: fucking wogmania again. He's talking niglish.
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