Spoodge

1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness

(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.

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Spoodge

'Spoodge' an, or any, undesireable, icky substance, always a liquid, though can be very thick.

'eww, it's all spoodgey'
'that is some funky smelling spoodge'

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Spoodge

semen, ejaculatory substance

The guy spoodged all over the place

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Spoodge

The spit of chewing tabacco.

Dude! Spit your spoodge in the spitoon bucket not on my shoe!

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spoodge

To deposit a large amount of something, usually semen.

"I'm going to the bank - I've a spoodge for them."

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Spoodge Worthy

To be "spoodge worthy" is to meet the standards (individually, based on personal preferences) to which an ejaculation could, and most likely would, take place.

Your mom is hot and definitely spoodge worthy.

spoodge face

what your dad call's your mum after his annual blow job...

jim's mum is a total spoodge face

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