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A fast food restaurant that often spices up the food with a mouse or other rodent in their food. Especially the chili.
I loves them Wendys rodent food!
A couple of fuckers who use Smuckers brand jelly as lube in their sex acts.
Yo, sugar pop lube my dick up with the Smuckers so we can get it on.
The color that derives from melting every Crayola crayon ever made togther.
I melted my entire 96 pack of Crayola crayons in a metal pot and it formed the ugly color known as crapola.
1.) a person who practices masturbation on a regular basis.
2.) One who regularlly excites one's own or another's genital organs, usually to orgasm, by manual contact or means other than sexual intercourse.
Uncle Fucker, the masturbator from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
An place where you pay money to list the crap you want to sell and no one will buy it.
I just spent $20 listing my crap on ebay and I sold not one thing. At least with a newspaper I can actually find my listing where someone might see it!
A small group of wierd guys that actually want a kid as opposed to being to forced to have one by a bitch.
John just didn't want to fuck but actually wanted the time and money wasting responsibility of having a smelly kid to raise.
A cereal that claims it is kid tested, and mother approved. It may very well be mother approved, but you will notice they only say it is kid tested, but not approved. Perhaps because it isn't! Any normal kid thinks it tastes like crap!
Little Jimmy passes up all the other sweet cereals for plain Kix..only because he is in a commmercial and being paid big money!