Squinge

To squinge is the act of flaring ones nostrils in a malicious and/or offensive manner. It can be utilized as an act of self-defense or to aid in the entertainment of others. Sometimes, the squinging is involuntary and unable to control. In extreme cases of squinging, the subject can lose all self-control of their nostrils and will even exhibit symptoms of squinging while they sleep.

After an extremely strenuous squinging session, Glen found that his nostrils had locked permanently in the squinge position.

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Up Periscope

A long neck, usually one that is at least twice as long as the person's face. The neck can be used in self-defense to strangle oncoming villans, or used for tasks such as cracking walnuts.

She gave me this look and I thought she was going to all Up Periscope on me and strangle me with it!

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Suezilla

A woman of freakishly large proportions; a brute fiend.

I was looking at a picture and realized that the woman in it was seven feet tall! Suezilla strikes again!

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