Gingers

Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.

Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis

Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers

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