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Muggleflubber

PG-13 Mugglefucker
Ya welcome

Can I say muggleflubber?

by Dr.Crow January 20, 2023


Community G-spot

A cooler way to say community garden, and an illuminating jab at Freemasonry.
Everyone's invited.

Meet us at the community g-spot in Gräfenberg, we are hosting an open mic and having dinner.

by Dr.Crow June 4, 2023


Alcoholgorhythm

1. A finite set of unambiguous instructions that, given some set of initial conditions, can be performed in a prescribed sequence to achieve a certain level of intoxication and that has a recognizable set of end conditions.
2. An erroneous form of alcoholism.
3. A precise rule (or set of rules) specifying how to get the perfect amount of drunk; a set of procedures guaranteed to find the solution to a drinking problem.

Everyone has their own unique alcoholgorhythm, factoring things like body weight, type and amount of food eaten that day, other intoxicants, hydration levels, all laid over time. When followed responsibly, a calculated alcoholgorhythm.

by Dr.Crow January 31, 2023


Donald

To molest something with tiny hands.

That guy would Donald a possum if it was family tradition

by Dr.Crow January 2, 2023


Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.

Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker

by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023


Karamazov's Law

The idea that the actual state of a relationship is inversely related to how it is portrayed on social media

A: Karen and Mark seem happy, they're always talking about it on Instagram
B: Yeah right lol. Karen's a massive cunt
A: Karamazov's Law strikes again!

by Dr.Crow January 7, 2021


Conservaturd

Someone who subscribes to the vampirism of the youth by idolizing geriatric pedophiles.

Conservaturds don't know who Roy Cohn is 👀

by Dr.Crow October 1, 2023