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One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.
What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?
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One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn. They also go to sleep way to early from the lack of arch support.
Oh thats just Randall... he's geriatric, and needs his sleep from feeding people hard candies.
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n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)
Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.
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When old people use words that aren't real words, but they're too old to remember or care that they're not real words.
Using "d'ruther" in place of "would rather" is a geriatrism.
A sexual act; preferably with an aging recipient. When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman/man, he pulls his penis out of her/his mouth at climax, and at the same time the recipient removes her/his dentures. The man ejaculates onto the dentures and proceeds to place them back into his partner's mouth.
"Sweetie, we ran out of Poligrip. Will you run to the store and pick some up for me?"
"The car is out of gas dear. We can always try The Geriatric to have them temporarily hold until tomorrow."
"Good thinking Sweetie. Let's get a move on into the bedroom- we sure don't want to be late for the early bird special!"
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To be insane, stumble, stare at young womens breasts, dribble, incontent, smell of piss.
Oh my god, why do all the geriatric's have to come to the post office at lunch time instead of the other 7 hours in the day when I'm at work and they're doing nothing?
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One who tucks his button down shirt under his underwear and goes to physical therapy session asking for the most attractive physio therapists around then will ask her out for coffee.
A geriatric patient did a double leg take down then transitioned to a rear nake guillotine choke to the front desk people upon learning the cutest physio therapist isnt available.
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