Intoxica

Musical (Semi-non) Genre formerly known as: Werewolf Showtoons.

A type of seriously Cool Alternative Music usually listened to whilst Drinking Alcohol or partaking of recreational drugs.
This music can run the gamut from Pre-Rock & Roll, early Rock & Roll right through into the Psychedelic 60's to ,Hard Rock, Punk, Disco ,Grunge and everything up to today's music. Groove based tunes from all music genres fit the Intoxica bill whether and instrumental or accompanied by vocals. Some examples are Lounge, Exotica, Surf, Horror, TV Themes, Porno soundtracks, R&B, Rockabilly/Psychobilly, Blues, Rock, Metal ,Electronica with a particular emphasis on cover versions of songs in different languages, or

whacky lounge renditions. A main theme is thematic diversity even spacing songs with soundbites. A 21st century offshoot of Exotica less the Tiki theme, or with the Tiki theme.
Compilations of Intoxica were first put to Tape in the late 1980's/early 1990's, though they were then known as Werewolf Showtoons.

"You mix the drinks, and I'll put on the Intoxica (playlist)"

Pussy Wrangler

Pronunciation: pʊsi/ræŋɡlə(r)

Is a term applied to a Female Celebrity's Wardrobe Assistant whose primary purpose

is to ensure that their employer's vagina is not exposed in Public.

Originally the term Pussy-Wrangler was a nineteenth Century term used to describe a Cat Corral-er

or a Cat Whisperer or someone usually involved with catching or taming of free range Felines.

Usage 1: "Miley's Camel Toe was eating so much of her shorts that I had to super-glue

her Panty's elastic seam to her inner thigh so nobody would get a peek at her vulva!
But hey a Pussy Wrangler's job is never done."

Usage 2: "Damn if it wasn't for that Pussy Wrangler we would've seen Pink's Pink!"

Coffee Felcher

A selfish person who sneaks a cup of coffee before the brewing cycle is complete thus causing the finished brew to be weak and bitter.
Worse yet is when mutiple Coffee Felchers team up to make the final brew undrinkable.
In History:During the Battle of the Alamo a feral Mexican wolfboy known only as the Chupacafe was sent into the Alamo by President General Antonio López de Santa Anna wherein he would coffee felch from the American defenders' morning coffee thusly disheartening those brave Texans.
It is theorized that all Coffee Felchers are the genetic offspring of this feral Chupacafe and a woman named Irene.

(Sips coffee)...YUCK!!!,those goddamn Coffee Felchers have been at it again.(Spits out coffee)

Millennial Scary

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When a Millennial finds something to be extremely scary but which any other Generation would find only to be tame by comparison.

Only Millennial's would find it Scary.

I watched "Hereditary" with my 22yr old Nephew. His friend claimed it was the scariest movie of all time.
As a GenX'er I didn't find it at all scary! This is what I now call "Millennial Scary".

"You think that's scary? That's just fuckin' Millennial Scary! Try watching the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a dingy Dusk till Dawn Grindhouse theater while Drunken Bikers throw empty beer bottles over your head! and sicko perverts in the row behind you jerkoff to the screen gore...now that's what I call fuckin' SCARY"

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