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The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
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Continual refueling of enthusiasm .
"John was very rezealous towards his brother, making him believe in him self more and more."
Gabetanium steel is a metal made from the blood and perfect ass of Gabe Newell,The Creator of Valve,also known as "Gaben". There has only been two Periods was Gabetanium steel was used. The Creation of Gorden Freemens Crowbar and his H.E.V suit. They are indestructible to all known methods of destruction and once anything is created with Gabetanium it can not be Destroyed. Only our God and Savior,Gabe Newell,can dismantle the powerful and indestructible metal. As well as Stalinum,Gabetanium is from the Periodic table of awesome.
GABE NEWELL,THE CREATOR OF Gabetanium Steel ,CAN SAVE US FROM WORLD WAR lll ! HE MUST BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SO WORLD WAR lll WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
A flock of socks going through the air.
"MAN,LOOK AT THAT SOCK FLOCK!"-Paul The Women
A Pikle surprise is when a man kidnappes you and begins to forcefully make you consume pikles well you are tied to a chair. When the kidnapper runs out of pikles you are let free.
'PIKLE SUPRISE!'-Johns last moments
The Lego can withstand the force of 950 LB before braking. It is consider Denmark's weapon of mass destruction.
Oh,no.. no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no! There coming...and they have Denmark's weapon of mass destruction! we are screwed
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