rim job

Unit of time, lasting approximately 10 minutes. A reference to the proper amount of time a rim job should take.

- I went to see the movie Titanic the other day. The movie was like 18 rim jobs long, it felt like forever!!

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.