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The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while youâre on a roller coaster. Preferably, when youâre seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while theyâre screaming with their mouths wide open.
I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting⦠The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.
That moment after you finished watching some sick, fucked-up, porno and your just sitting there thinking "What the hell is wrong with me?" While you ponder life and shit.
Dude, I just watched some bondage beastiality orgy porn video last night and I immediately had post porn depression.
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When you're too lazy to answer the house phone and you're just waiting for siblings, parents, or whoever else is in the house with you in a different room to get it. Pretty much it is procrastinating answering a phone call you are too lazy to get up and answer.
After a certain amount of tones you realize that whoever else is in the house with you is doing it too. So in being the better man/woman you take your last bit of energy to rush to the phone.
If your family experiences Callastination, you're family is just as lazy as mine.
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When you've overdosed on Extenze and your penis is the size of your fucking forearm. While having sex, bunch nudging is when you try to stick it all in by nudging it inch by inch due to the shear overly-massive, gorilla shit size.
Craig: Yo Dan! I took an insane, bat-shit amount of Extenze other day and now my dick is as big as my leg!
Dan: Dude, it's like you have a third leg!
Make sure you use the Bunch Nudge Method on
Bailey, bro!
Craig: Man, I'll take my chances.
She'll be soar the next morning either way!
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A savage ass up-and-coming rapper from Philadelphia who's hair is just like most black male GTA Online characters'. This nigga reads Scott Pilgrim, listens to Metallica, Marilyn Manson, and Korn. In his music video "Money Longer", he dresses like that boul from Yo Gabba Gabba and saves some jawn that's suppose to be a black version of Ramona Flowers from some kidnappers. This nigga out there but his songs can get you some mad pussy. For real fuck Netflix. If you play his song "Right Now" while you're chillin w/ a bad jawn, she'll immediately bounce on your cock like a fuckin trampoline my nigga. For real this mofuckas responsible for virginities getting lost out here my nigga. There's something about his music that makes bitches thirsty for some dick. Check his shit out.
I played some Lil Uzi Vert the other day when I was wit my side jawn and her pussy juice flooded the whole crib.
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