Garg

The new illness everyone is getting on college campuses after losing natural immunity during the Covid-19 quarantine. Blanket term for anything from the common cold to a sinus infection. Identified by coughing or sneezing in class accompanied by an assurance that you don’t have covid.

also

A trap for the friend who is too intelligent to fall for the simple deez nuts joke

Student 1: *coughs loudly and inhales through stuffy nose*

All students: *look over in fear*

Student 1: “I swear I dont have covid.”

or

Student 1: “Hey did you hear that the garg is going around again”

Student 2: “What’s garg?”

Student 1: “Garg-le deez nuts!!!”