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Yoo, so I went to private school....... private Catholic Christian school.
In class, I was talking to someone and he said something stupid dumb and I reply " bro da hell man"
And I get to principal's office for using " innappopriate language " also " swearing "
And another time some stupid-ass decided to throw damn POOP he found on the floor.
I ignore it
2 months later I'm like to this Dumbass " Ayo bruh why the "heck" ya throw that damn POOP that you found on the ground at me ?" "HUH"
This kid strait up starts having a damn mental breakdown this was in 5th grade like less than 5 years ago
ALSO in 6th grade, I got paired up with a teacher who thought that "shut up was a swear word"
Here is definition btw
One of the largest religions in the world in wich, everything is a "sin", sex, masturbating, damn bro, even going to the beach and accidentally see 1 girl in a bikini
Person 1: "Hey! That's a catholic, lets torment him by telling each other to shut the hell up"
Person 2: "Yooo, great idea lad eshays btw SHUT THE HELL UP"
Later they giggle in class.
The year that proved 2020 was a prequel
2021 is not going to get rid of corona
25yr old virgin that is a twitch streamer and plays fortnite for a living
They are also known as the
Super virgin over 9000
Normal person " Oi, get a real job my guy"
Fortnite streamer " but I'm to virgin!"
Normal person "wait yeah, I forgot"
Normal person "just stop playing fortnite"
Fortnite streamer "but i spent $2000 on it!"
Normal person "wow, you really are a ultra mega super virgin retard"
$284$;&! is the type of guy to guess your entire life.
Finding a $284$;&! is very rare, so keep $284$;&!
Omg i found $284$;&! im keeping him forever
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Eshays are usually poor teenagers who use Centrelink payments to buy Nike, Adidas, Tommy Hilfiger, etc
They think they are gangsters and say stuff like "oi, just got dem Nike tn's bah"
They speak in eshay, this is a language that uses cringy gangster stuff and pig Latin
Be warned, if you come across one, they will likely steal your Centrelink payments and yo Nike tn's bah
They can be identified by wearing Nike air max, Air Force and Jordan's, puffer jackets, Nike bumbag and Nike hat with sunglasses they smoke week but hide it because "stigs are gay" they are also annoying, if you find one in school, move school because they will annoy the crap out of you. They start becoming eshays in 6th grade and gradually become worse and worse
They also carry posca markers and extra hats in their bumbag
Also an empty gatorade bottle with Eshay sticker
"Oi, got inkays lad"
"Eshaays buuhhh"
"Oi there gimme ya Nike tn's buuhh"
"Eshay"
The year way to far in the future
If yall still using urban dictionary in 2026 I swear I'm gay as fucking hell mate
Nothing sexual, just basketballs, footy balls etc in fortnite.
You can play with bouncy balls in fortnite as well!
Person 1:"what did ya do in the weekend, mate"
Person 2: " nothing much, but you wanna play with some jiggly, bouncy, and fun Fortnite balls?"
Person 1:"sure, let's play with them in the bedroom tv!"