Soft Job

When a woman lays down on her back with her head hanging over the edge and a man rests his flaccid penis in her mouth as she tongues very fast. The soft job always preceeds a regular blowjob.

My penis was dangling in her mouth the other day and i got the best soft job.

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Tactical Sniff

(v.) The act of covertly sniffing a nice butt.

I was in line for the food truck and this babe with a dump truck was in front of me so I kneeled down to pretend to tie my shoe so I could get a Tactical Sniff.

Irish Rover

(v.) When John Mayer takes a dump on your chest.

John Mayer is so hot. I would totally let him Irish Rover me.

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