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When one engages in a rough session of anal sex after a large meal, freshly digested faeces naturally follow their exit route, therefore painting one's penis with a lavish brown coating. You then proceed to extract the penis from the depths of one's rectum and paint your other's face with it, giving them a bomboclaat Father Christmas style beard.
Note. This can be used with Menstrual Waste to produce the Irish Red Bearded Lepraclaat .
Me and My Missus had a dirty night the other night. I ended up turning her into Father Claatmass.
The intricate art of performing a 69 when the female is on her menstrual cycle and the Male obtains a mouthful of her fluid. The Male then proceeds to ejaculate into her mouth. Immediately afterwards, they spit their rewards out into a bowl and stir them, resembling a the highly reputed prawn sauce. NOTE: Can be used as lubricant for a Kentucky Klondike Bar.
Me and the girlfriend made prawn sauce the other night. There was so much! We used it on her Kentucky Klondike Bar when we tried a slippery gecko!