The Standardized Dick Measurement

The Standardized Dick Measurement.

The Girl ever wants to know the real size of any Guys Dick.

First Have the guy clinch a Fist.

Then have the guy add 3 fingers sideways on top of the fist he is clinching.

Add up the total length top to bottom of the fist and fingers and This will give you the real size of his Dick. Head,Shaft and the Base.

Hey Jen I want to know how big Jakes Dick Is.
Just have Jake do the The Standardized Dick Measurement.

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Barberian Ball Wash

Barberian Ball Wash. A Tea bag Blow job that was done in the days of the old. So the woman wouldn't get a bladder infection.

Not much to say other than you are going to get awesome head. Barberian Ball Wash. updog

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My Bang Song

My Bang Song ; Take your birthday year and month and go back 9 months from then and see the top 5 Billboard songs of the conception month. Pick one song, Because there is a good chance that one of those songs where playing on the radio the night Mom And Dad did the Horizontal Monstermash and made you.

I was born March -1980 back up 9 months July -1979 looked at Billboard top 5 songs and MY BANG SONG is Donna Summers, Ring my Bell. Was my choice. The beginning of house music.

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Non-binary Lesbian Male

Non Binary Lesbian Male is a human that isn’t bisexual. Enjoys to be around & socialize with women and talking about feelings and such. When it come to sexual relations or sexual intercourse prefers to do the lesbian butch role.

Born as a male and prefers to stay male so he can still do manly man things like lifting heavy objects fixing things around the house, open stuck jar lids and going to the bar and try to hook up with girls. Also Making 25% more in wages for the same job that a woman can do.

Jeremy Lage “Jake” Is the first Non-Binary Lesbian Male born 03/28/1980

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Check Pussy Light

Means Her Check Pussy Light Started Flashing 23 Dicks ago. And needs to go to the shop “AKA” (Doctor). And get that shit fixed. Just like a Check Engine light on a car would do. Because that Shit smells like Sushi bar dumpster that has been baking in the Arizona Sun for the last week.

Jenny K. Was telling me the other day that Ashley’s smells like her Check Pussy Light has been on 17 dicks ago when she sat next to her at the Bar.

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Yard Dawg pose

Yard Dawg Pose

To look Gangster As Fuck when a photograph is being taken. Some Homies and A pit-bull will help for better results on pull this off.

Jose always uses a Yard Dawg pose in his photos. He looks Gangster as Fuck.

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blow me bozo

Getting head from a Transgender Clown.

Blow me Bozo. Must I say more.