1-10 Female attractiveness scale

Negative nine.
No matter what, DO NOT BANG!
you have been warned.

Chad: I might be drunk, but that girl looks hot.
Steve: Dude, she scores a 1-10 Female attractiveness scale. stay away.
Chad: I'm going for it.
Steve: Don't do it man. It's not worth it.
Chad: *dies of extreme disgust the next morning*

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XD

An acronym for Xylophone Dick, a musical performance where a person plays a xylophone using their dick instead of mallets.

Phil: I'm going to play a song for you XD
Becky: *files a restraining order because of indecent exposure*

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Doing the Helicopter

literally fucking a helicopter in the exhaust pipe.

Dean joined the air force because he's a mechaphile who always dreamed of doing the helicopter.

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