pamussy

How you pronounce "pussy" when your tongue piercing is hung on your partner's hood piercing

hmey mom . . cman ymou hmel mus? Mii tmounge is stmuck on mi gurlfrienms pamussy

gpfb

Acronym for Gutless Pussy Fag Bitch.

i just hope that you don't know that i love you, cuz if you do and you are acting as you are now, it only means you are a gpfb.

wormsign

From the book series Dune. It's a sign that a large sandworm is approaching. Can be used in any situation where one is asking if something is approaching.

Stilgar, do we have wormsign?

vulcan cock pinch

What happens when a Trekkie masterbates.

Dude . . . I walked in on my roommate last night. Z was applying his Vulcan Cock Pinch.

VPILF

acronym for Vice President I'd Like to Fuck.

Man, have you SEEN Sarah Palin? Total VPILF