Katie

A girl who likes to ride big floppy stallions and rages all the time. Also has an obsession about snails bordering on OCD. She has an imaginary pet dog and all of her friends are imaginary. She likes to suck on Tarnie's Banarnie, but 'has a Katie' when anyone talks about Tarnie's Banarnie. She likes to be on top and has a massive wang. Likes being felt up by Buddy. Loves Jays and will not hurt them, even if they write about her on Urban Dictionary. Isnt the smartest person and when they say something catastrophically stupid, she uses her hands to cause a distraction. Is a pferd rider.

Jeez Katie, dont have a Katie.

Strap on your saddles caz im going to take you on the ride of your life!

Katie: 1+1=3
Me: No, 1+1=2
Awkward silence
Katie: *waves hands in front of face

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