fmt

Fuck my typing. Occurs in online chat. Usually attributed to a string of typo's in ones messages, or a typo that brings on embarrassment/humiliation.

Similar to fml.

Person A - so at teh las tminute, I bloted otu the bcak door. and teh bset part was no oen ever knwe! i twa sbrilliant.
Person B - ???
Person A - fmt!

*Person A starts retyping their fail, correctly.*

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Foreplayer

A) Someone who practices the art of picking up but never actually takes someone home.

B) Someone who engages in sexual activites with another person but never actually has sex.

"That guy can get so many chicks but never actually follows through with any of them. He's such a foreplayer!"

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the royal they

To be referring to a group of others as a whole such as a government, military group, etc. Similar to "the royal we".

Person A: "They put another set of traffic lights here."
Person B: "Are you referring to the government with the royal they?"
Person A: "Yup."

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Austin Powered

To get a vehicle stuck in such a way that is similar to that of Austin Powers in his first movie when he gets the cart wedged in the hallway. Can also be used in reference to being stuck in a tough situation.

Man, you really Austin Powered your way into this situation.

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