Jewish Easter

The day after Easter, when all of the candy is on sale.

"Yo bro, this sucks, the Jews have a way better Easter."
"Totally. I got twenty pounds of chocolate bunnies this year on Jewish Easter."

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millenihilist

A Millennial nihilist. You know the type. They seem fine in person, but on Facebook/Tumblr/Whatever they post memes about killing themselves.

Person 1: Have you ever noticed that our generation is experiencing a pervading sense of nihilism and apathy?
Person 2: Yeah, I call it Millennihilism. I'm a Millenihilist, myself.

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