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Criticalcows are small breed of heffa that are cross bred between russian gopniks and american bint, short in stature with enourmous udders. They are seen naturally wandering irc.secops.space looking for jews to sprinkle mlp chants into their anus.
Sometimes the breed can be seen in hurds where they listen to hardbass and pretend to be american, if you see one in the wild you should assume the brace position in case they decide to stampede you gay porn and Fanart fan art
Check out that CriticalCow doing the gopnik dance
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An IRC version of senpai, a zenpai likes to assume the role of power bottom in difference to the more common dominant role of a senpai more similar to a Kouhai.
A common interaction demonstration this relationship is seen when the zenpai seeks to enlighten a network he or she is in search of a pounding by accusing more dominant users of being rapists to excite them into foreplay (Example given)
Two zenpai's and a senpai
<zenpai> Maybe it's because you can't help yourself fantasizing about me
<codaholic> nugget was raped too
<zenpai> nugget is the rapist
* nugget pro pen tester
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A sex act often used between irc cuckolds and anime bints where the bint bends over and starts nuzzling the pubic thatch of the nearest jew, upon successfully extracting crabs the cuckold fists the anus of the bint while the jew shout's endorsement as a suser
Woah check out that mad suser chanting at the autism kow those asshats doing
Similar to a suser in regards of aids and autism but different in regards to hygiene, a not_suser likes to spend its time fingering its anus while talking about anal fisting to its not_suser m8s . This is usually followed by massive binted cosplay, the usual not_suser has a short penis (being biologically irrelevant) but a large anus for storing STDs in, most not_suser believe in the motto gotta catch 'em all
haha that guy got rekt sexing the not_suser