vandusen

When someone is a giant pussy, who Exhibits racism, idiotic behaviour, while having multiple freak outs a day.

“VANDUSEN! I heard you were taking shit”
Vandusen : “well I heard you smell like poo”
*gets headbunt*

fire sex

When you are brutally fucked over a fire to the point where you get third degree burns, while listening to ‘sex on fire’ by kings of Leon.

“You bro, have you ever had fire sex?”
“Ya, burnt my dick off, totally worth it though!”

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