pussy pals

A group of people (usually two) who think they are the shit and can make someone’s life a living hell if they say just one negative comment about something

Mark: “It’s just a joke...”
Aaron: “Shut the fuck up”
Andrew: “So rude...”
Mark: murmurs “Fucking pussy pals.”

home field advantage

A term used when you have sex with someone at your house, so you don’t have to be the one leaving.

Mike: Dude I totes smashed her!
Tory: Did you have home field advantage?
Mike: Yeah.
Tory: Good shiiiitt