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When one sexual partner gets on all fours and puts their ass in the air stretching out their asshole and the other sexual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others asshole.
Last night James gave me the Swedish Cordon Bleu, I think I tasted his dinner.
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When you have a boner so big and hard that it feels like your dick is gonna run out of skin, like when the meat pops out the top of a corn dog.
Damn dude that bitch was so fine she gave me a corn dog boner, I don't think my dick will ever have a wrinkle in it again!
When a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you cum she vomits all over your dick but then not only swallows all the cum but the vomit too.
I was getting head from my girl last night and when I busted a nut it made her puke but then she went reverse mount Vesuvius on me.