Bag and Shag

Short for "Bag it, and shag it". When a girl (or guy) is too ugly to look at their face, you put a bag over their head, and then you can do them without guilt.

TIP : If you use a european designer bag, it makes her even better.

You may be as ugly as horses ass, but with that bag on your head, you can ride my pony anytime.

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fatties

1. Used to define, 2 or more fat people (usually women) waddling together.
Plural of fattie

2. The name given, when describing the horrific train ride you had today, when the person on either side of you, and possible in front of you, invade your personal space, and sat on your lap. They claim it is not intentional, but if you’re that fat, you should walk to work, and not allow your fattie legs to rest on me.

1.
Jim : Are we having an earthquake ?
Brad : No, there are just 5 fatties coming towards us.

2.
Peter : Hey man, what happened to you, you look kinda flat ?
Sam : I had these two fatties sitting next to me today, and they were so fat, they could not fit in their seat. So they hat to sit on me, with their fat legs.
Peter : Will you be ok ?
Sam : Yeah, I had to go through a decontamination.

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sex friend

Same as fuck friend or bonk buddy.

A person you do, cose you aint getting it from someone you love.

Dude, did I tell you that your girl friend and I are such close sex friends ?

It's nothing to worry about, your mum and I are just sex friends.

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FCOTUT

An Acronym for: “Frances Chance Of Turning Up Tomorrow”. Named after a girl who never turns up to work, and pulls a sickie at least once a week.

Me : FCOTUT possibility currently at 80%
Boss : Shit, so another week without working being done.

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Bonk buddy

Same as fuck friend or sex friend.

A person with whom you have sex, cose you don't have a partner with which to have meaningfull sex.

Plural - Bonk Buddies

Man those Japanese exchange students make great bonk buddies.

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Bed Snake

Slang: Name given to a penis, when in bed.
Similar to a Snake in the blanket. May be errect, or not.

Woman : OMG there is something moving down there.
Guy : Don't worry, it is just my <i>bed snake</i>, you can pat him if you like.
Woman : fuck that.
Man : Ok, if you insist.

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Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

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