snail with a helmet

A dick that has been circumcised.

After talking to this chick for a while, she told me that she had never been with an anteater...only with guys that sported a snail with a helmet.

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phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

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congeekulations

To express vicarious pleasure to a person on the occasion of success for an obviously nerdy activity.

Him: Dude, last night I got to level 40 on WoW.
Me: Cool. What's WoW?
Him: World of Warcraft. It's the best video game ever.
Me: Ah.
Him: When you get to level 40, you get to choose if you want to ride a horse or a large cat. I chose the cat.
Me: Congeekulations.