Chipotle

A counter-service restaurant chain serving Mexican cuisine with a name mispronounced by clueless housewives (as chi-POL-tay); it's known for burritos filled with undercooked chicken, lettuce tainted with e-coli, and overpriced guacamole.

Hey Brenda, do you want to go to Chipolte for lunch? No thanks, Debbie...last time I ate at Chipotle, I had to miss two days of work.