Depresstracted

Pronunciation: Deh-press-strack-ted

when you have good intentions of getting something done but your depression gets in the way and distracts you from what you were doing and few hours later after a misery nap, binge snack, and a Face book torture scroll. you remember you were trying to do something productive so you try your best to do it but its Too late, not enough time, etc.

"Hey did you get your laundry done this weekend?"
"No, I got distracted by laying in bed in the dark, and hating myself, till Sunday when i noticed i had no clean underwear but then it was 11:00 p.m. and i had to be up at 6:00 a.m. and there was no way of getting it done."
"oh you got depresstracted?"
"yeah that."

Misery Nap

Verb
Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP

a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.

"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."