A Triston

(Noun.) 1. Someone who owns way too many accounts on a social media site.

2. Someone who is dedicated to the social media audience.

Sally: Hey, did you get followed by that same guy?

Sharon: Yeah. He's such a Triston

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Heteromosexual

A person who is so straight, that they are comfortable acting gay.

Sally: Hey, are you gay?

Matt: No, babe. I'm heteromosexual.

Sally: No way!

Matt: Yes way~.

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Winkywonk

(1). The act of winking to the opposite sex. (2). To wink at someone with kinky intentions.

Girl: *Winkywonk* Hey, you.

Apostitute

The mage form of a prostitute. These beings are why the chantry is in a critical state. Apostitutes are usually seen standing at the side of the Inn. Waving a knicker or two.

Wizard: I found myself an Apostitute

*Group nods*

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