blowing dandelions

The act of an individual being recorded while giving a blowjob to a dandelion, spitting out the seeds onto your hand, and blowing it into the air. It is a way of signifying to other people how homosexual you are.

person: *sends video of themself blowing dandelions*
person 2: Are you coming out to me?

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Pissification

/pis-if-kāSH(ə)n/
Verb:

1. Where the owner of a discord server forcefully changes your nickname to something urine related. This is typically a holy event, where you may be turned over to a side you are unwilling to be on.

2. To have your nickname on a discord serve changed to something related to urine.

Ipeeupat5am: I'm having PTSD flashbacks to when I got pissified...
Squid pee in ur hair: Shush, pissification is a holy event

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Gay

A man who wants to be kim kardashian.

Reed: thats so gay
TJ: STOP GUYS IM NOT GAY I DONT WANNA GET BOTOX AND PLASTIC SURGERY
Reed: dude stop pretending you dont like cyrus ://
TJ: oh i like him romantically but IM NOT GAY.

…later…
Cyrus: I know you don’t want to be kim kardashian…
TJ: thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me smiley emoji with hearts smiley emoji with hearts smiley emoji with hearts

Cyrus: did you just verbally say-
TJ: yes. Deal with it slash l h

Emo lord froy boy

emo lord froy boy

V: emo lord froy boy
Bee: Emo lord froy boy

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breadkick

When Artemi Panarin, the hockey player, kicks.

Vitaly: LOOK. HE JUST DID A BREADKICK
Charlie: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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brain porn

that one video of someone fingering a rubber brain.

Bee: can I send you brain porn?
V: what?
Bee: *sends brain porn*
V: what the fuck did I just watch

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poop

that chocolate thats not really chocolate

dead: I just eat poop
me: cool

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