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"A complete douche bag who is also a dumbass. This word was invented by Jimmy, and became a fad at his school, although no one but him and Crake knew what it meant." thinks Snowman.
From the novel Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
Bush is a cork-nut.
"You need to watch your drivin' cork-nut!"
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1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.
2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.
Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!
"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."
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Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.
Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!
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A comical, non-vulgar synonym of "shit".
Ahhh, shmidt!
Piece of shmidt!
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Toast was a pointless invention from the Dark Ages. Toast wa an implement of torture that caused all those subjected to it to regurgitate in verbal from the sins and crimes of their past lives. Toast was a ritual item devoured by fetishists in the belief that it would enhance their kinetic and sexual powers. Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.
Toast is me.
I am toast.
----Form Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
We used toast to sway the natives
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1. acronym for Jewish Liberation Organization, a militant group who's sole purpose is avenging and protecting the Jewish people.
2. An airsoft group.
Man, JLO just pwned those terrorists!
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