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What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.
"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"
Just you know... baking the beans.
It's when you go and clean up a mess, then you turn your back for one second and it seems like two more, or the original sized mess has now doubled. Because people around you don't have a basic human functioning such as cleaning up after themselves, Or they are too lazy to do so.
( I swear to God it seems like I am living in a crack house, Or a horders. And at this point in time I can't tell the difference)
"Cleaning up after this hydra mess is going to be the death of me. It seems like I turn my back for one second and two more have sprung up."
When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.
Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop
*runs up to buddy*
*Performs squirrel chop*
"Squirrel chop!!!"
You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.
Just like below except with an opened hand. ð
When you find out your best friend is actually your son, because you went back in time and fucked his mum.
I'm sorry sir. According to the blood test your friend has Terminator Syndrome...and he is your daddy.
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What Bella yells to Jacob after finding out his nickname for -return of the Oh, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?- A.k.a Rumpelstiltskin also known as Renesmee
Bella: "You named my daughter after the lochness Monster?!?" = YNMDATLM
The thing you do when you actually don't trust Bing or any other internet highway to get you answers. So you Google Google to kind of... refresh the page, or start back at ground zero.
Nothing bad actually happens. It's just a round about way to get back to the Google homepage.
I Google Google so that I don't get terrible
or irrelevant answers to my questions.
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