Samurai

A very kinky sexual act in which you throw a person called Sam at your partners eye when they begin to get close(sam-ur-ai). The mass confusion that results in this can be especially thrilling to many people and can occasionally have the added bonus of threesomes resulting with the sam person involved if you are into that kind of thing.

Man: Hey baby want me to Samurai you tonight?
Woman: What the hell is that?

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PMV

A commonly used acronym for a Porn Music Video. Having it's roots deeply entrenched in Anime Music Videos(AMVs) this version differs in that you use videos of people with their roots deeply entrenched in other people instead.

Man this song would be awesome for a PMV.

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Angelic

Angelic is what adults call children who are good at lying and looking cute(to the point where they look like an angel). Some parents even call their children this who do not look cute and who aren't good at lying especially if they are an only child. Angelic children are best spotted as the ones who beat up the other kids at lunchtime or who are setting fire to cats.
The opposite of angelic is demonic which is reserved for children who don't look quite as cute as Angelic kids or aren't as good at lying.

Mother one: "Oh my Bobby looks so Angelic."
Mother two: "I don't know how to tell you this but I think he set fire to my cat."
Mother one: "Oh no my little angel wouldn't do that. Bobby did you set fire to her cat"
Bobby: "No mum"
Mother one: "See it must have been the neighbours child, he is so demonic."

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Crumping

The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.

Man that was the worst crumping I have ever seen, you were as fresh as just out of the packet.

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