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Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
Created by none other than Drakey Fucking Hall. The Wankee Candle is a candle that once lit acts as an aphrodisiac. Around women you make sweet love. Alone you wank yourself into oblivion.
I didn't get lucky so when I got home I lit The Wankee Candle. My chest looked like I had been attacked by Spider-Man come 3am.
When you select an area to sit/stand/dance for the day with a friend
Everybody knows the Double Act Plot Up in the Techno Tent, but they never plot up in Aldershot Nando's.
You would never catch The Double Act plotted up with Gemma, she isn't allowed to plot up with them!
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Shagsie is the ultimate compliment, to be called shagsie you have to be a top shagsie, you have to love being derogatory towards women and sniffing lots of packet.
The word shagsie originated in Brixton from a proper top shagsie called Tom Milne, the man is a national treasure and therefore is the king of all shagsies.
Using the word shagsie after a phrase is a very good way of having shagsie related banter with the lads. For example fuckin hell Shagsie Malone you are a hero.
Tom Milne: SHAGSIE!
Drakey Hall: What's happening Double O Shagsie, shaken then shagsied?
Scott Pickles: Yes Shagsie's! We gonna go chase some minky tonight and try get our lengths away like the shagsies we are?
Tom Milne & Drakey Hall: Of course we are fuckin SHAGSIE!!!