Proteen

A teenager who is well adept at the art of being a teen. This teen brings it to a professional level.

My son has really got his shit together these days. He's become an impressive proteen.

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Sex Break

Taking a break from your current activity to have sex.

Me: Sex break before we watch the next episode?

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Quantum Dramatic

A theoretical dramatic reaction exceeding the realm of melodrama.

Guy : My wife asked me if I thought her sister was pretty. I said, "Sure, I guess," then she burned our house down.

Friend: Pretty melodramatic, huh?

Guy: No, this was quantum dramatic.

Veronica

A space satellite containing Iron Man's Mark XLIV suit, otherwise known as the Hulkbuster. Veronica was designed to deploy this armor anywhere in the world as a way to combat threats as powerful as The Hulk at a moment's notice.

Hawkeye: The entire team is down. There's no one left to stop The Hulk.

Iron Man: That's it. I'm calling in Veronica.

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protester

A professional tester.

Sam, we're promoting you from tester to protester.

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