fulldump

An infamous struggle against a turd (below). Use of it at people or describing events synonymous to the debacle refers towards it.

First off the turd was bigger than I expected, Much bigger considering I took a Big dump 2 days ago,I was Amused especially at a nuggety bit sticking to the side of the bowl. hehe it looked like a large prawn., I tried Flushing it normally first, But no way was that thing gonna go down without a fight. So I used a leg from the Xmas tree to attempt to attack it, 2nd Flush, Oh MY, It STILL did NOT go away,
Ive never had a Turd still Live after the Xmas Tree foot attack. Hmm, I was still very amused. Now I thought, Right, I attacked it AGAIN, 3rd Flush Still it didnt Go I attacked the Surviving Chunk with a vengence, the Xmas Tree Foot had shit stuck in it now, so i spent 2 minutes trying to get it off, I even used a 2nd Xmas Tree Foot to attempt to get rid of the Shittyness.
a 4th Attack on the Chunk Killed it off, now this was a Never before Fight put up by a dump. I hope it never happens again. Luckily I kept my head and had the intestinal Fortitude to be victoruius.

Lucy the ugly mongo at work was flirting at me over email again, so I resorting to fulldumping her. She soon got the message.

OTTAR

Toilet logs that lurk within one's rectum. You go to the dumper to unleash ottars.

MY ARSE SMELL OF SHIT AND OTTAR
TOO DAY
I AM THE MAIN LUNATIC
BUNK

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