say-what

A situation where you can only go "Say WHAT?", nigga style.

Tech Support: "Hi, this is tech support. I was returning your support call."
Customer: "Sorry, we don't sell lobsters to the public."
"Say-WHAT?"

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jay-z

Maybe was good in 1995, but now he will be remembered as the retard that tried to fuck up Linkin Park. His only good new song is '99 Problems'.

Jay-Z: "H to the izzo, J to the izzo, E to the izzo..."
Mike Shinoda (high on pot): "One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try, keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain due time all I know..."
In The End/Izzo

Now THAT was a stupid song.

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asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

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marbler

Someone who does the marbles; A drug addict

PERSON 1: Did you hear? Martin's become a marbler.
PERSON 2: No shit? He's fucked up his life now. He was such a nice guy.

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U.S.S

Someone who is fat, obese. Used in front of name.

"Look at USS Mary, she's like a whale or somethin'"

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