Wanking

Developed in support of the Anti-Planking Movement. It is the act of smearing one's sweaty cock on any surface that is known as a common area for planking. This method is used to prevent planking on these surfaces, and if fails to do so is done in hopes that a planker will use his/her mouth on these surfaces while planking. It was developed by Anti-Planking leader, Drew the Wanker.

He was wanking on the row of gum ball machines because he hates hipster douchebags planking on them. He is a true patriot.

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hipsterita

/ˈhipstərˈrētə/

Noun

1. A female hipster.

"That hipsterita over there claims she was into Urban Dictionary before it was cool."

Trayvon Martini

/trā'vôn,märˈtēnē/
noun - alcohol

A vodka cocktail in the martini family flavored of watermelon and garnished with fruity candies.

Mixing Instructions:
1 part Everclear
1 part Arizona Watermelon
1 handful of Skittles

Warning: One shot and you're on the ground.

"Gotta be careful with that Trayvon Martini, man, you'll wind up facedown in the street."

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Buzz Genocide

When an individual, group of individuals, a thing, or an event epically destroys the good vibe, buzz, or high of every participating member of a large party. A massive multiple killjoy. Often is induced by the police, people that can't handle their substances, party crashers, and Justin Bieber.

"We were having the most outrageous party, but then the cops showed up and it was just a major buzz genocide, man."

"Drew's party was the craziest shit since Spring Break '98, but then some asshole started playing Justin Bieber!"

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godwinazi

/gäd-wi-nätsē/

noun

1. A douche who tries to call other people out with Godwin's Law at any chance.

"Randy is such a godwinazi that he waits all night for someone to mention Hitler or Nazism just so he can shut them down with Godwin's Law."

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