mouth lexus

A mouth Lexus is when a well dressed Asian woman; or a well dressed,clean shaven, Asian man removes their gold grill, fills their mouth with expensive champagne, and allows a person to dip their testicles into the champagne, before smoothly licking the tiny bubbles from said testicles. It is best when performed backstage at a wutang clan concert, and is always performed with a superior attitude.

After I paid for the coffee, I just assumed I'd get a mouth lexus

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