spooniform

An article of work clothing (usually a uniform) that somebody has used to wipe knuckle babies off of themselves with.

I accidentally grabbed my spooniform for work today.

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big wheel

military term used to describe someone who thinks they are always right but somehow manages to fuck up whatever they do.

You might wanna put the car in reverse instead of drive the next time you wanna pull out of a parking spot there big wheel.

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spoo

dried cum. Usually found on some sort of clothing or fabric.

Dude! You and your girlfriend left spoo on the carpet last night!!

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