Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.

Wow that Eli is such a douche!

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