fartcan

Oversize "performance" exhaust found on underpowered import "rice" cars. Generally reduces performance and makes the car sound like it's farting, or like a lawnmower.

Look at the fartcan on that civic.

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beater

A car used for daily transport to avoid damage or wear on a nicer car.

I drove my beater to work today, it's raining too hard to take the Z.

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cramaro

Chevy Camaro. See also Craparo.

Another schmuck in a Cramaro squeeled around the corner with his big-hair, gum-chonking Jersey-girl-ho wannabe underage slut.

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dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

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big dog

n. Descriptive term for an important person. Term to describe an extremely large and unnecesary vehicle, such as a Ford Expedition.

I rented the big dog, so I can get all pimp with the fat ladies tonight, and still have room for my homies.

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firechicken

Pontiac Firebird

Steve rolled up in his firechicken, acting all bad ass, then got smoked by a stock honda

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schwoog

n. Marijuana of a poor quality.
Poorly constructed, decrepit.
adj. Schwoogey.

Where did you get this terrible schwoog?
That car is so schwoogey. Look at that schwoog.

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