Canada's History

(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.

Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?

Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.

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