Shlum

1. Noun
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. Verb
Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. Adj
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

1. Don't be such a shlum!
2. Don't be a fool and shlum up the party for everyone.

3. That is the shlummiest thing I've ever seen!

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Shlum

1. /noun/
A person spiraling downward in a constant state of exponential douchebaggery while being utterly

unaware of their negative impact on themselves, others, and/or with anything they interact.

2. /verb/

Manifesting a progressively chronic and potentially fatal inability to accomplish "Big Things" or achieve "Gains."

3. /adj/
Being in a current state of ruin with no means to escape. Also known as being "Hit."

What a shlum!

He'll never be able to figure it out, he's a shlum!

Don't shlum it all up for everyone!

He's a shlum of a man!