The Beast

The Beast is characterized by:

1) Total lack of self awareness or ability to perform even rudimentary self reflection
2) Inflated sense of self worth
3) Tendency to project aberrant occurrences as trends within a population and to hold viewpoints based on broad generalizations
4) Complete lack of tact in social interaction
5) Total inability to delegate, even the most basic and elementary of tasks, due to an overwhelming need for total control
6) Tendency to produce despicably loud and stinky farts

My boss is The Beast! She called Mother Theresa an evil psychopath while scratching her ass in meeting with senior management, then proceeded to belittle the letter to her staff that she made me write for her, telling me that I need to write it at 5th grade reading level and telling me that I am too privileged.

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