Wazzacino

The satisfying complete head of froth in the toilet bowl after you've had a particuarly long wee, typically in the morning after a night on the beer.

'that wee seemed to go on forever, whipped up a pretty tasty wazzacino with it though'

Brown Paper Basket

Filling up the toilet bowl with lots of scrunched up toilet roll as the particuarly troublesome shit you've just had continues to leave smears on every bit you wipe with, therefore making the pan resemble a not so pleasant waste paper basket.

There's no paper in that one mate, I've just had a right sticky one and turned the pan into a monster brown paper basket