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God's gift to human ears. Seriously, it's as if Jesus Christ himself came down and started whispering in your ear whenever you hear them.
Rap retard: Yo dis here Lil Wayne song iz phat! ah'm going ta blare it as loud as ah can so niggas can know how phat it iz! , wOrd!
Me: God they're playing that crap again? Haven't these dumb fucks ever heard Necrophagist solos? Well then, I guess I should educate them with a lesson in good music! *Starts playing Advanced Corpse Tumor at full volume*
Rap retard: Yo What iz dis here emo sh*t? muh motha fuckin brains hurt when ah listen ta dis here cuz it sucks so hard! Don' make me come ova there bitch...
*Solo comes in*
Rap retard: Ahhh! Can't comprehend... Too phat.. in the hood
*Rap retard's head explodes from the awesomeness of the solo*
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Was once supposedly a website for defining slang terms, but is now just some shitty website for people to bash music and bands they don't like, make fun of politicians/political ideologies, and redefine real words to fit their worldview. Is also another place for SJWs to call everything they don't like racist/sexist/homophobic etc... but unlike a social media website doesn't allow you to laugh at them in the comments.
For real though, Urban Dictionary is pretty much only good for looking up that latest slang word everybody else seems to know the meaning of but you don't, if you want to actually learn about something or know the meaning of a real word do some research and use a real damn dictionary respectively.
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(n.) a compound word that is slang for the act of anal sex, the first part referring to the goo (semen) that is lodged up ones anus after the act and the second part referring to the word "spank" being used as a synonym for the act.
I gave my girl a fierce goospanking last night, she's gonna be shitting cumnuggets for a week.
Authoritarian cocksuckers who hate all metal outside of Slayer, Pantera, and those shitty generic thrash metal bands from the 80s. Claim to be fighting against "corporate metal" but in reality just attack anything they deem to be shit, regardless of whether it is corporate or not. Gathering places include Metal Archives and YouTube comments on metal videos. They also claim there is such a thing as "real metal" when in reality musical taste is entirely subjective, and there is no right or wrong in terms of liking music or disliking it.
Metal Elitist: fuk this ghey corporate slam deathcore tech death sheiit all day do iz just strum dey loware strings dey hole time n shred
Me: Well last time I checked Slayer or Pantera didn't make any particular use of the higher strings except for solos.
Metal Elitist: fuk u u ghey queer u dount no sheiit about the real metls u mind iz possessed bi ten corporations u fukin slave
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