schlav

Substitute for saying 'I love you' when you really mean it. It's like love with a hug included.

Normally used only on your dearest people.

Related adjective: schlavly - meaning something is lovely, possibly with a hug involved.

For example:

"I've had a really shitty day/I feel really crapworth."
"Oh no! Why?"
"(explanation of why day is shitty/feels crapworth)"
"Poor you. Schlav."

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To Nosferatu (verb)

The act of putting one's arms up into a 'scary vampirey' pose to physically denote what would happen if someone 'shadows' a person.

NB Should be used with caution and only in optimal comedy situations.

To Nosferatu (verb):

A: "Person C will be shadowing me today"
B: Does a Nosferatu (i.e. assumes the Nosferatu position)